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SATO Wednesday WAG: Sara Tommasi

The Beauty: Sure, it’s Thursday, not Wednesday, but I was busy yesterday. What was I doing? Looking @ pictures of Ms. Tommasi, of course. Sara – like many WAGs – is a former beauty pageant queen. She even made it to the Finals of the 1998 Miss Italy contest. She has also dabbled in modeling and appeared on a reality show (Italy’s version of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here). Thus, she is the oh-so-typical WAG triple threat: beauty queen/model/reality star.

The Beast: Sara has bagged not one but two Serie A stars. First, she bedded AC Milan’s Pippo Inzaghi. Pippo is one of the all-time leading scorers in European competitions, but his most impressive scoring moment was likely when he nailed Ms. Tommasi. Pippo moved on though, so now Sara has shacked up with Swiss star Valon Behrami of West Ham United (formerly of Lazio). Personally, I don’t know what she sees in Valon. Well, other than his huge annual salary.   

The Bard: Ms. Tommasi is the perfect physical specimen, so I have written her an Ode:

Ms. Tommasi is famous for her world class curves,

But her confidence is why our worship she deserves,

She’s dated two stars of the world’s beautiful game,

But her career is why neither man could she tame,

She even once worked as a MTV Video Jockey,

If you looked like her, you too would be cocky…