The Beauty: I have chosen perhaps the cheesiest pic of Miss Federica Ridolfi I could find so I can note how damn photogenic she is. Even though she looks about as comfortable as Brazil’s Ronaldo at a Rio tranny beauty pageant, she pulls it off. Ms. Ridolfi is famous for more than just bagging a soccer star, she is also a model and TV host. She currently anchors a program about the week’s best goals too. So, she’s a hottie who knows a lot about scoring.
The Beast: Federica is engaged to Giuliano Giannichedda (“GG”), a Serie A veteran who has taken the pitch for Udinese, Lazio, Juventus, and (currently) Livorno. GG is a defensive midfielder known for his crushing tackles and ability to shadow his opponent. I bet he keeps Miss Ridolfi covered as well for fear she will leave him for a younger, more talented player. After all, GG isn’t exactly an Italian superstar. He only got three career caps for Italy.
The Bard: Federica is a real sexy WAG, so I will honor her with a short sonnet:
Federica Ridolfi is a sex kitten, always showing tons of skin and a tattoo.
She’s not afraid to go after what she wants or to engage in acts that are taboo.
But she can also act in a professional manner, even as a sportscaster.
Ah, who am I kidding her wardrobe would still arouse a pastor.
She doesn’t date men of the cloth though, she dates one who gets red cards.
Why is it that hot ladies always love athletes instead of brainy bards?
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